How interesting it is to give a gift. Theatrical congratulations

A JOKIC CONGRATULATION WITH A SURPRISE PACKAGE (FOR A WOMAN)

It often happens that the hero of the day was born in a village and then moved to the city. Or he simply has relatives in the village. The main thing for the presenter is to find out the name of the village and the region in order to correctly sign the address on the sealed box.

The parcel is prepared in advance. You will need:

4. Cigarettes

6. Lard (3 pcs)

8. Broom (you can use a bunch of grass)

If you have someone to dress up as postman Pechkin, that’s great!
The package is handed over, the presenter helps to open it and reads the letter from the package himself.

Hello dear little woman, you are such a pretty girl.
Although no longer 25, the years are ticking away, the mother is vigorous,
We are sending you, my dear, a package for your birthday.
A little bit from the whole village, take it and don’t blame me.

If CANDLES not in the house, here she is when the lights go out.
MATCHES And BAR OF SOAP so that you wash your face,
And here A PACK OF CIGARETTES, maybe you smoke, or maybe you don’t.
Our life, well, you’ll understand, here you’ll smoke and drink.
Here PIVASIK for order after the bath, al with tiredness.
We all blow it ourselves and recommend it to you.
SALA Here's 3 pieces, eat it or cook it,
Stretch them out until the summer, now this is a jewel.
Don't get fat, better feed your guests.
Let your stupid friends eat
If they don’t feel sorry for their figure.
BOTTLE WITH HOLY WATER, drops in the mouth before eating.
Don’t give it to anyone, say: “It’s not enough for yourself.”
And suddenly your back hurts, you rub it with sciatica.
If you get sick, lie down, period. There are wonderful daughters.

(Option - son and daughter)
Let them wash and wash themselves, and don’t bother Mom.
As soon as you receive the parcel, quickly take the bottle,
and quickly write an answer about what you liked and what you didn’t.
If there is no money in the house, tie ours to your leg BROOM,
You need to wave a broom and collect money in a pile.
That's all, goodbye girl, you are like a sister to us,
Pour vodka into glasses and invite guests to drink.

JOKIC CONGRATULATIONS WITH A SURPRISE PACKAGE (FOR A MAN)
This draw is carried out by relatives: two or three walkers in peasant clothes are required, reading poetry, they take gifts out of the bag and give them to the birthday person for the anniversary.

Needed: bag, dried berries, carrots, beets, bundles of onions, garlic, herbs (can be from a pharmacy), a bottle of moonshine, a jar of brine (can also contain cucumbers)

Our dear hero of the day...!
We are from the village, dear. they remember your anniversary there!
They collected some things and sent walkers to you.

This is tea made from different berries - there are raspberries, blackberries,

Delicious, just like jam!
It doesn’t look like “Ceylon”
But what a pleasure! (Gift: dried berries)

Vegetables contain all the vitamins,
These are ahead
They'll get you back on your feet quickly
And they will restore order. (Gift: beets, carrots)

We have collected an ancient collection -
The recipe is important here:
Although he is not a love spell,
Viagra is not needed here. (Gift: any herbal mixture)

They are always your friends
And they are famous for their aroma.
Be friends with them tightly,
Revive your tone. (Gift: bunches of garlic, onions)

Although life is not easy and no glimpses are visible,
But this drug will save everyone, obviously.
Feel free to smear it on painful places, -
This will ensure your life until you reach a hundred. (Gift: mustard)

The feast sometimes lasts until night,
And in the morning you wake up sick.
Remember - to improve your health -
Take his glass - another one. (Gift: pickle)

Miracle drink
What is famous in the village
You can drink any time
With lard, onion, cucumber,
You can do it with herring too!

And you will be great! (Gift: bottle of moonshine)

Don't confuse our village with another
A stranger will never help you!
Walk together with your family
Never count your years!

And now for the anniversary,
Pour us some delicious vodka!
So that it lights up in our chests,
And it became immediately fun!

Gifting a gift to the birthday girl can not only be solemn, it can also be used as a playful or entertaining moment. For example, any holiday is greatly enlivened by various congratulations from guests with a scattering of humorous or useful, but presented with a humorous twist, gifts and little things. Despite the fact that the reception is quite common, it invariably pleases both the hero of the occasion and her gathered guests, especially since you can come up with “gifts” for her specific habits, passions or profession.

Sometimes such congratulations with gifts are rather frivolous in nature, but since they are given by very close people, this does not embarrass anyone, but, on the contrary, amuses and gives pleasure. If congratulations with gifts are arranged by colleagues, then the tone is usually more restrained, and the gifts themselves are more practical and stylish.

Collected here comic congratulations - happy anniversary gifts for women various authors (thanks to them for the ideas!), which, if suitable, can be used in full or take them as a basis and come up with your own funny gifts and eyeliners for them, focusing on the age and tastes of a particular birthday girl.

1. Comic congratulations on the anniversary for a woman

"And we have a gift for you!"

This is a fun table chant for an anniversary with the presentation of various gifts. After the host’s words, the guests should shout together:
"And we, and we have a gift for you!"

We are here today for a reason
Come together, friends!
There are jokes and congratulations everywhere,
Birthday wishes.
Just the birthday girl
Let's congratulate you now!
Come on, guests, join in
And shout as much as you can,
As if someone is after you for something
Bitten very hard.

Today Tanya got up early,

So that she doesn't have to rush later.

Start before it's too late

Get yourself in order.

Tanya approaches the white bathtub,

To wash your hair,

And shampoo - well, not a drop.

What to do, how to be here?

Guests in chorus (takes shampoo out of the box).

I'm so tired of dressing up
She began to make her way to the kitchen,
To drink coffee,
Strength to restore.
But yesterday a neighbor came in
And today there is no coffee.

Guests in chorustakes a bag of coffee out of the box).

We know Tanya has a sweet tooth,
She loves sweets.
She didn't eat candy for the day
And I’m already upset.

Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (handed over sweets).

So Tanya began to cook,
I got the best meat.
What to pepper the dish with?
So as not to upset the guests?

Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (handed a bag of pepper)

Finally lunch is ready:

One hundred salads, cake and pilaf.
Here are all the dishes on the table,
Only salt mistress, where?

Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (handed...a bag of salt)

The last guest has left,
And a whole cartload of dishes.
What to do here, how to wash,
Where can I get a sponge?

Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (they give...a sponge)

Don't take it as an insult
This joke is a congratulations.
Smile, sing songs,
Know that friends are always with you!

(Source: nsportal.ru)

2. Comic congratulations with gifts for a woman from friends.

1. Happy Birthday,

We wish you all the best.

We give you equipment

And fashionable clothes.

To quickly clean the apartment

Take a wonderful car,

Very easy to use

Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner.

He will wipe anyone's nose,

Will remove all your chaos.

You will take it gently in your hands,

You'll wave in different directions

Instantly dirt from the entire apartment

If it scatters, there is no dust.

It won't take up much space,

It will fit into any crack.

Saves kilowatt

Doesn't buzz and is lightweight.

Everything in the house will shine,

No place for dust to fly (they give a broom)

2. Here is the device “Just in case”,

In life he is the best assistant,

With him, grief is no problem.

He will always help you.

And the name is sonorous

Enema - scientifically.

It's not difficult to apply

We will attach instructions (give an enema).

Use it every day

And your migraine will go away,

He will remove all the toxins from you

Your body will look slim.

In general, we tell you

He is irreplaceable in life.

For extensive angina

You can gargle

When renovating an apartment

You can spray paint.

Finding ourselves at the dacha with him

You spray the bushes.

And then how crazy

Flowers will bloom everywhere.

I think you're convinced

What kind of miracle are we giving you?

And now through life boldly

The two of you will go with her.

3. Regarding the outfit

Put it on quickly

You'll be a gorgeous woman in it

And Madonna is just a shadow.

Winter panties with cotton wool

Will fit just right

Because in November

The cold is bitter outside.

Put it on quickly -

Attract men to sex.

It's not so difficult to warm up together

And it's impossible to freeze

Putting on hot leggings,

You will survive any cold (they give diapers).

4. And the boots are from Versace

The last squeak is no different.

You carry them all winter

And you won’t freeze your feet (they give slippers or socks or shoe covers)

You will highlight your figure in them

I twisted my long leg.

Klavka Slate itself

I would go crazy with envy.

In a headset with panties

It will be hot like the Sahara

You carry gifts

And bless fate.

There will be a reason to drink

We'll get together again

Women's happiness is endless.

We wish you a happy birthday.

(Source: mastervo.ru)

3. Cool congratulations from friends with gifts “Country treats”.

1. If the stomach wants to eat, do it the honor:
You spread pate on bread, there’s nothing tastier (they give a jar of pate).

2. If you like delicious soup, boil some cereals,
Throw in a sardine here, maybe even half it (they give a can of sardines).

3. If you need lunch, there is no problem here:
Your millet will be delicious if you have stew. (they give stew).

4. Pour tea into cups and serve the loaf!
Let the children laugh loudly, since there is condensed milk. (they give condensed milk)

5. If you invite the cream of society to the dacha,
Don't rely on potatoes, open olives as soon as possible (give olives)

6. If you didn’t buy bread, don’t be sad, it’s nonsense!
Open a can of beans, you will always be full! (they give beans)

7. So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that you eat to your heart’s content,
open a can of corn and feed the salad! (give corn)

8. Having offered the guests a snack, the same sandwich:
Put a cucumber on the bread and a couple of sprats from a jar (they give cucumber and sprats)

9. Unsuccessful fishing will be made pleasant,
Fish meatballs in tomato sauce (they give meatballs)

10. If it grew up in a garden bed, then we won’t give it to you,
We'll eat this jar of peas in winter! (they give peas)

11. In addition to the treat, squash caviar!
There are a lot of vitamins, you should always eat it! (they give squash caviar)

12. The sun is hot this summer. Even if there are a lot of berries,
Decorates our picnic, fruits as a gift to you from the south
We present at this moment (give fruit)

13. If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach is howling,
Porridge with meat will come in handy to curb his ardor! (they give porridge with meat)

14. A useless thing, if you take it alone,
But it will be useful for soup, it needs to be in the house (they give you tomato paste)

(Source: na-bis.com)

4. Congratulations on gifts "Women's things"

1. He will frankly show you the beauty of your face and body, and you will see in him what you didn’t want to see in him. (give a mirror)

2. Your iron friends, long-legged, long-armed - they hold their hair perfectly, and you look so crowning! ( give hairpins)

3. Everything will be trimmed, trimmed and put in order. - on the big number “five”, the manicure will shine! ( give nail scissors)

4. You won’t find truer girlfriends - and don’t go to a fortune teller - whatever you say or not, everyone really needs them... (they give curlers)

5. Gently removes makeup, gives a light massage - and our good friend - soft - will help at any time... (they give a sponge)

6. Always take them with you so that they are at hand and their work is unnoticeable. And if there is no water nearby, they are so important, these..... (they give you wet wipes)

7. It is many hundreds of years old, but it looks fresh, we hold the most irreplaceable object at hand. Like a pure wind, a thin stream... (they give a handkerchief)

8. Like a whole battalion of soldiers, they stand in a box - they will remove unnecessary touches and cosmetic sins (give cotton buds)

9. There’s just so much missing in it: shadows, pencil, tweezers, hairpins, mascara, comb, varnishes, and there’s also all sorts of garbage. A very necessary thing for the housewife... (they give a cosmetic bag)

10. There are plastic and gold, iron, silver and bone - he holds the hair with a strong hand, behind him they are like behind a Chinese wall. He helped every woman at least once - he was so irreplaceable... (rim)

(Such a congratulation can be completed by presenting the crown and awarding the title “Beauty Queen” or another nomination - watch)

5. Congratulations to the birthday girl from colleagues with gifts.

Perhaps you were planning to run away,

But your lot is to continue working! (give soap)

Who gets a can of beer?
Live happily all year! ( give beer)

Eat bananas and coconuts
And expect rewards from fate! ( give banana)

While the boss is “taking the shavings off” us,
Calmly brew a mug of tea! ( give mug)

Receive this tube as a gift,
So that every tooth shines in the sun! (give toothpaste)

Since you got a chocolate bar,
It won’t be bitter for you - it will be sweet! (they give you chocolate)

When you drink cranberry jelly,
Forget about the merry-go-round of the world!
Let the world, as they say, wait!
And you will be healthy all year round (they give jelly)

Although this cream is inedible,
But the smell is simply incomparable! ( give hand cream)

To the one who receives this candle,

You'll have to travel around the world! (give a candle)

To record where the pay went,
You will really need this pen! (give a pen)

We'll have to live with grief,
And forget about the days of the calendar! (they give a calendar)

And great love awaits you
And kisses all year round! (they give a set of sponges)

Do you understand what the meaning of the gift is?
Life will be joyful and bright! (they give markers)

And you are “in the juice”, in the prime of life!
Among your friends you have no equal! (they give you a bag of juice)

You are good at work
And you will be held in high esteem by us all year (they give a horseshoe)

You will walk around with a beautiful hairstyle,
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane (they give shampoo)

You will be cheerful and energetic,
And therefore the whole year will be great! (give coffee)

(Source: tamada-julia.narod.ru)

6. Photo session of the hero of the day in hats.

This is a very funny one that is more suitable for a home party or a holiday at the dacha, so that the culprit does not get upset because she might ruin her hair (after all, she needs to try on each hat, show it to the guests and, if desired, take a photo in each one as a souvenir)

Eyeliner: The French say that a real woman can make three things out of nothing: a salad, a scandal and a hat. Our (name of the hero of the day) can do much more; out of all this, she can also arrange a real holiday for herself and her guests. Which she will now brilliantly demonstrate to all of us.

Perhaps not everyone present knows that we are in constant collaboration with the great couturier of our time, Zakidon Shlyapnikov, and offer the hero of the day a personal all-season collection of his hats. Hats, mirror, photographer, everything ready? Then let's begin!

First model: sports cap “Champion”(Children's hat with a toe or baseball cap.)
Sport will relieve us of stress
And it will add health to everyone.
To stay young
You need to play sports.
Summer, autumn, winter
Take up race walking.
To move the bus,
You need to put on a hat.

Second model: swimming cap “Dive” (Rubber bathing cap or shower cap)
To always be healthy,
So as not to cough, not to sniffle,
You can run for a long time in the park
Or hang on the horizontal bar.
Since water is given for life,
Then rather into the river, into the shower.
Just try on the hat,
After all, it suits the person too.

Third model: housewife’s hat “Clean” (From a sponge or washcloth)
If in household chores suddenly
It turns out that two legs and two arms are not enough,
And everything she needs to wipe off.

Fourth model: hat for work “All Visible” (An option for the teacher is to sew glasses on four sides of the hat.)
You need to have a hat like this

To see everything, to watch everyone,
So that work will soon be in full swing,
So that not a second for laziness, yawning.
( Option for teachers.So that the student cannot cheat,
“Lick everything from someone else’s notebook”
He wouldn't be able to pull out the spur...
Such a hat will fit).

Fifth model: miracle hat “In the garden, in the vegetable garden” (Old straw hat)
The sun beats down mercilessly at the dacha
Is there someone standing there on all fours?
In the hottest, sultriest time
Save your crown from harmful rays!
Avoid overheating -
Put on your miracle hat!

Sixth model: “Legend” hat for the weekend (Any original hat)
If, (name of the hero of the day), suddenly
A friend will invite you for the weekend,
Don't think, don't guess,
Accept the offer!
Be gentle, be cheerful,
Just don't forget your hat!
Weekend hat -
Not a hat, but a legend!

Model seven: eco-hat for environmentalists (Spotted khaki Panama)
We know you love animals:
Squirrels, hares, wood grouse,
You take care of your native river
And you don’t kill the fish in it.
So that the trees turn green,
So that the birds sing songs,
Join the Greenpeace society
To us, the “greens”, such -
Blues are no match for us!

Eighth model: “Visa for a cruise” hat (Old men's hat)
This hat is not worn on the head, but in the hands.
If you want not to wither,
See the pyramids
Collect capital
And you'll go to the station.
You can easily get a visa
And go on cruises!

And finally, the ninth model: the invisibility hat (A large hat that fits over your eyes, or a knitted cap).

The grandiose model was made in a single copy, has no analogues in the world and has the supernatural property of invisibility. Let's try it on...wonderful! If you try in vain, you won’t see anything anyway!
This collection of hats is designed for all occasions and will help you feel like a real woman in any situation.

7. Comic congratulations for a woman with gifts from close friends.

Hello, dear little woman, you are such a pretty girl.
Although no longer 25, the years are ticking away, the mother is vigorous,
We are sending you, my dear, a package for your birthday.
A little here, a little here, take it and don’t blame me.

If there is no CANDLE in the house, here it is when the light goes out.
MATCHES and a BAR OF SOAP to wash your face,
But a PACK OF CIGARETTES, maybe you’ll light it, maybe not.
Life here, you'll understand, you'll smoke and drink here.
Here is PIVASIK for order after the bath, or for tiredness.
We all blow it ourselves and recommend it to you.

Here's 3 pieces of SALA, eat it or cook it,
Stretch it out until summer, now it’s a gem.
Don't get fat, better feed your guests.
Let your stupid friends eat
If they don’t feel sorry for their figure.

A BOTTLE OF HOLY WATER, drops in your mouth before eating.
Don’t give it to anyone, say: “It’s not enough for yourself.”
If your back suddenly hurts, rub it and hold it.
If you get sick, lie down and that’s it, there is a grandson and a son-in-law and a daughter.
Let them wash and wash themselves, and don’t bother mom.

As soon as you receive the parcel, quickly take the bottle,

And quickly write an answer, what you liked and what you didn’t.
If there is no money in the house, tie a BROOM to your leg,
You need to wave a broom and collect money in a pile.

That's all, goodbye girl, you are like a sister to us, well,
Pour vodka into glasses and invite guests to drink.

We invite you to play an interesting anniversary table game called parcel. This game is played at the table as follows: the host reads a poem, and the parcel is passed from one guest to another, according to the poem that the host reads. In the end, the package is delivered to the hero of the day, he opens it, and there... And there is what you put in it.

But before you start playing this game you need to make a beautiful holiday package. And put something in it that you will give to the hero of the day. Maybe something funny, like a joke gift.

And here are the poems themselves.

And I’m holding the parcel in my hands,
And I will give it to only one.
To whom I now approach,
And I will put my hand on your shoulder.

You take the parcel,
And give it back right away.
And give it to the neighbor to your right,
After all, this package is not yours.

Well, did you see the package?
Didn't manage to take anything from there?
Then give it to him,
Who was born in the month of May!

And don’t hold the parcel in your hands,
And lend it to someone else.
Find the girl in the red dress
And present it to her like flowers!

Girl, girl, look here!
You need to find a strong guy.
Give him the parcel,
And leave your kiss on his cheek!

And you have received the most important task.
After all, there is no one else left.
You take the parcel in your hands,
And quickly bring it to the hero of the day!

The hero of the day! Why are you sitting there, open it!
Yes, get your gift.
You deserve this gift
This is what your anniversary has done for you!

Also don't forget to play a question and answer game with your guests. It will go off with a bang and all the guests will be delighted.

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Welcome, dear guests!

If you are not a master at saying beautiful words so that they take your breath away, you can surprise everyone with an interesting gift. Every time we think about how to give a gift in a beautiful and original way, so that this occasion will be remembered and then you will be remembered with a kind word for a long, long time. Let's talk about interesting, original ways of giving gifts and congratulations. Just recently I made a selection of interesting ones, take advantage of it, it might come in handy.

Give it to yourself

For a large company where many people are invited, such as a wedding or anniversary, you can make such an original presentation. Wrap your gift (if it’s big, you can write it on a piece of paper), wrap it or put it in a small box, attach a note to it - for the most beautiful birthday boy (for the happiest couple - if it’s a wedding), then put it in a box or wrap it in a package, attach a note - for yourself to the eldest, then another package or box and a note to the youngest, etc. You can make as many layers as you like, attach notes to each one.

So, the postman comes or just the presenter says that a parcel has arrived at the address, and a note “Give to the tallest” is attached to it, the guests begin to look for who is the tallest, they determine, unwrap it, there is a note again “give to the lowest”, the search begins again , well, etc. You can use “the slimmer”, “the plumpest”, “the reddest”, “the most snub-nosed”, “the reddest” (in clothes), “the loudest”, “the curliest”, “the baldest”, etc. .

Don’t think that the guests will be complex, on the contrary, when I first saw a gift being given in this way, it was at a wedding, the young ones were wrapping up a baby doll, and so, when they announced “the chubbyest”, I, a lady who has been struggling with obesity all my life, was the loudest screamed: Me! I! Give it to me, I'm the plumpest. And then, when I myself presented a gift at my friend’s anniversary, I watched as the guests vied with each other shouting: “me-me, give it to me, I’m the baldest one in this house!”

Baba Yaga congratulates the woman on her anniversary.

Is the navigator broken?!
Oh, tell me, honest people, is the anniversary not here?
(guests answer what is here)
I see (name of the hero of the day) sitting there, but he looks strange!
Your nose is pale and red, but does it bother you with diarrhea?
Here I poked around in the closet and collected some medicine!
Search the whole wide world, there are no better drugs!
My first advice is to stay young,
Smear your face with manure, it will be smooth like an egg!
(gives a cosmetic algae face mask)
Watch your figure, drive less - walk more!
So that the forms do not sag too much in front!
So that the waist is fat, so that it doesn’t swim
At night only horseradish and radish,
Yes, love affairs! (gives a condom)
To maintain your tone on a broom, learn to fly! (gives a broom or mop)
Balance on a broom is not the same as in the saddle!
If you listen to advice, everything will benefit you!
You will be a sex symbol Om, (emphasis on - crowbar)
And the house will be in abundance!
This is jelly made from mold! Haven't you drunk it yet?
So drink up when the carousel starts in your body! (a bag of dry jelly)
It doesn't taste as good, but it takes away the jitters!
But a cold is not a problem! Eat a bug from the pond!
There is no more reliable medicine than the natural environment! (bag of dried squid)
If your heart hurts and your chest burns with fire,
It means (name of the hero of the day) you have encephalitis!
Eat aspen bark and cheer up for the time being!
Tea is not chemical! Tea is natural gifts! (herbal mixture from the pharmacy)
And the pressure is crazy, try the rabbit droppings!
It is much more healing than honey, even though it is similar in color to honey (chocolate jelly beans or crackers)
Of course it tastes cool, it makes you die!
Only those who survive, all live to old age!
And he will whine in the back, don’t sit on the ballot!
Jump naked into the nettles, tumble in the moonlight!
And when you have a friend, you can’t sleep at night on a stuffy night
Drink a decoction of flea legs! You'll sleep like a groundhog! (tea bag)
That's all my order! How did you have fun?
Anniversary girl! Happy Birthday! Have fun until the morning!
Lastly, I’ll drink a glass, otherwise I’ll die on the road!”

Baba Yaga gives you “Nedelka” panties and socks.

Can be used for a wedding anniversary, or separately.

“Oh, my broom, my broom! Where have you taken me?
Well, I got the transport!
Is the navigator broken?!
Oh tell me honest people, the anniversary is not here?
(guests answer: here)
I see (name of the hero of the day) sitting here
Just something strange looking!
Don't you think I came here for free?
I know how to surprise you, I decided to give you panties.
Our feminine look is decorated with earrings, rings and watches,
but not everyone probably knows that the most important thing is COWARDS.
Oh! It must be said beautifully, I will give you a “week”.
Walk in the “week” and you will be a cool woman.
Don’t just put them on, but adapt them to the occasion.
If childhood and youth are tormented by nostalgia, don’t be bored!
Don’t give in to melancholy, put on these pants. (gives children's panties)
The color red excites us and calls us to exploits
You put on these pants and boldly move forward. (gives red panties)
So that the money is here, hang your panties on the chandelier.
So that the flame of love flares up,
Make a banner out of cowards.
March one-two, one-two, everyone around will go crazy.
To make the trail of income last, put your panties in the safe.
So that the magic flows like a river, keep your panties at hand!
It's all work and work, how naive you are
In these you can decide your intimate affairs. (gives erotic thongs)
Will you buy a ticket to a resort or sanatorium?
If you wear “erotica,” you’ll be a cool chick.
If suddenly you didn’t notice and your health is moping
You can put on white panties yourself, like Aibolit. (gives panties with a red cross)
Suddenly the finances are stagnant, there is no lard with sausage
The sea is knee-deep in black, put it on and sing songs. (Gives black panties)
Warm shorts will keep you warm on a cold winter evening
They will be warm, cozy and hardships will not matter. (gives fur-lined panties)
And today is your holiday, jokes, laughter, fun
You put on smart ones, (gives you panties with frills) Okay. For the mood.
And after the holiday, wear them for a walk and walk around
And, preferably, without a skirt, just wiggle your butt.
I gave gifts to the cowards, I amused all the guests,
Even if you go around the whole world, you will never find anyone like him again.
Are you having more fun with a gift? Then pour everyone a glass!

Well, why are you grinning here, dear?
You won't be left without a gift from me either!
What to give was not a problem
I know better what you need!
For every day so that you have enough,
I bring socks - just in case!
When the husband wakes up blacker than a cloud
There is no smile and howls with anguish.
You will come up to him and say: “Darling,
Wear bright socks today!” (floral socks)
It's freezing outside - my legs are cramping
Warm water does not heat the stove either.
My husband comes and you get out of his way
Here are some warm socks, give me some! (wool socks)
Your husband will be grateful to these socks
From tenderness a tear will sparkle in the eyes
And he will definitely give it to you
An unforgettable night in socks!
And wear your socks carefully!
Cover your legs with your pants!
So that a random passerby doesn't think
“Hmmm... strange dude in striped socks!” (striped socks)
If old socks are in the process of being worn
They broke into pieces, tore into strips.
Don't be sad, don't create a problem
I found a replacement for them too! (regular, black)
Here you go! She gave gifts and entertained the guests...
It's more fun with a gift
Pour it quickly!

Pour, guests, pour! I'm a sentimental grandmother, now I'm going to say a toast!

She likes to wash his socks
Without disgust, disgust, melancholy.
And there is no more beautiful and sweeter procedure,
Then hang them on the battery.
And even if he comes home harsh
And he won’t notice the newly washed socks,
The reason for this will not be swearing
Friends, she loves him so much!”

Bitterly! Let's drink to love!

Memo to the wife of the hero of the day.

You need to format the text beautifully and paste it into a frame. Give to the wife of the hero of the day.

“In the morning, at the rosy dawn, you wash your husband in the bathroom,
Pre-foam the water with pineapple gel.
And then carry your husband from the washroom to the bedroom,
Wrapped in a sheet of satin material.
Open there carefully, kiss everything you can:
Nose, ear, butt, breast and of course, every finger.
Comb your hair boldly: right - to the right, left - to the left.
Use a razor to move your cheeks. And your boy is ready to eat!
Fried eggs make you drool profusely:
Gently blot them with a flowered napkin.
Place toilet paper in pockets
A key, a cell phone, and a clean handkerchief.
And then carefully put your foot into the shoe
And send me to work to earn money.”

Three girls congratulate you on your anniversary.

4 people participate in the congratulations (3 girls and a presenter)

Presenter: Three girls were spinning under the window late in the evening,
And they didn’t so much spin as grind with their tongues!

1st: We're getting bored!
Shouldn't we go visit some girls today?

Presenter: Then the second one picked up:

2nd: It wouldn’t be a sin to drink!
But where should we go to be accepted?

Presenter: The third one didn’t guess for a long time,
The eyes became more cheerful...

3rd: Shouldn't we girls go together to the anniversary?
As soon as we arrive, we’ll say: “Come on, (name of the hero of the day) pour it for us!”

Presenter: And everyone went to (name of the hero of the day) to celebrate his birthday.
And now, don’t be surprised, they will congratulate (name of the hero of the day).

1st: We congratulate the hero of the day on his birthday from the bottom of our hearts!
Receive gifts from us, they are very good:

2nd: So that illness does not take you, we present this salt.
Do not keep it as a seasoning, but place it on the crown of the bed.
It helps with everyone's illnesses, they say!
(they hand over a pack of salt and put it on their head)

3rd: I’ll give you pasta and tell you the recipe
If you brush your teeth in the evening, there will be no caries in the morning!
(handed toothpaste)

1st: You have this very gift, don’t worry, don’t be discouraged!
Slowly in your bathhouse, rub every place!
(handed a washcloth or sponge)

2nd: Try the hare droppings... They are vigorous! He'll get it!
And honey is much more healing, even though it doesn’t taste like honey.
Although it tastes cool and sometimes makes you die,
Those who survive then live up to 100 years!
(candy peanuts in chocolate)

3rd: On this bright, glorious day, we congratulate you!
And we dedicate the dance to you with all our hearts!

Here you can prepare a dance in advance, or organize dance competition. I have a musical clip, where famous music plays for a few seconds - Macarena, Lambada, Cancan, etc., at the end the song “loaf”. Upon request, I will send it to you by email, free of charge! . Subscribe to updates, I am preparing articles with various music and dance competitions.

Congratulations to the hero of the day from a mustachioed friend.

“Where is the applause?.. Wonderful! Shouldn't we all fall back into childhood?
Women are bad, men are drunk, but I’m a mustachioed nanny.
You guys can pour a drink and I can read a fairy tale.
Raise the container higher! Let's drink to the hero of the day's childhood!

The hen Ryaba laid an egg, the grandfather is annoyed, and the grandmother is angry.
Well, the explanation for this is simple, this egg is not golden.

The prince gave Cinderella new crystal shoes, voila!
She dances in them and goes to bed. The prince smeared superglue on the insoles.

Vanya Tsarevich, in the rear of Koshchei, shoots an arrow from a bow at a swan.
Let Koschey waste away without his swan, Vanka lives with his little frog!
(be careful here, if Ivan is among the guests, then there may be an embarrassment)

Rolling across the field, Kolobok rushes, followed by a hare and a wolf,
Both the fox and the bear are running there... But the pole is a minefield!

The fox stole Petenka again, dragging him over the mountains, into the forests...
A fool doesn't know what the point is in life. Riot police ambushed her there!

So that your head doesn’t buzz, so that your heart doesn’t hurt,
So that the lower back doesn’t ache, with “this one” everything is as it was.
So that the buds do not dangle and the hair flutters.
The voice would not disappear and the sand would not fall.
So that your hands don’t shake, so that you hold the glass tightly,
So that shortness of breath does not torment you, so that all problems end!
So that your posture is straight, here, my friend, is a jump rope for you

Don't worry! Live great! So that the women say after:
“What a handsome man and there has never been a cooler man.”
I ask you to tear the property away from the chair, for you to jump, for us to dance!”

Congratulations from guests (adjectives).

One of the old congratulations, but its relevance does not change. Ask guests to name adjectives, write them down, and then read out the congratulations.

On this... and... evening, when the... stars are burning in... the sky, at this... table, in this... hall... ladies and no less... gentlemen gathered to congratulate our... hero of the day. We wish her... smiles,... friends,... success and... love. Today, in honor of our hero of the day, we will sing... songs, give... gifts and drink... wine. At our ... party there will be ... jokes, ... gags, ... dancing, shmants and ... squeezes. We will play... games and stage... skits. Let our birthday girl have the most... and... day!

This text requires 25 adjectives, but excluding unforeseen circumstances, let the guests come up with 2-3 more. You never know... 🙂

Congratulations from Vanya and Zina (to the song of V.V. Vysotsky)

Preparation: you need bath suits - 2 sheets, hats, washcloth, broom, basin, etc.
You can dress up as a man for the role of Zina, it will be funnier.

Zina. Oh, Van, look where we ended up,
And it seemed like they were going to Vanya’s bathhouse,
We put on bath sandals,
And then suddenly they came to the holiday.
Vania. Don't flatter yourself, Zin
And what a table, what a damn!
Oh, what do I see - kerosene,
Look, Zin!

Oh, Van, look how beautiful she is,
And you can see all your friends nearby,
Doesn't this concern you?
You should also dress me.
Well, you can tell it straight, Zin
You only have one skeleton
Better put on your satin
Calm down, Zin!

Oh, Van, look at those beads,
I, Van, will die of envy
She's wearing guipure panties
I, Van, want the same!
Well, you're completely crazy, Zin
With you the shame is always the same
I don't think I'm Armenian
Look at me, Zin!

Oh, Van, look at the snacks here
And have something to drink too!
Let's pour you and me a glass each
And they would invite you to sit next to me!
Don't bargain with them, Zin,
After all, you didn’t come to the store,
Yes, and we have one question
Wash yourself, Zin!

Come on, Vanya, let's stay here,
This is right, Vanya, more fun!
Next time you and I will take a steam bath,
We'll give you a broom for your anniversary.

You can also congratulate over the phone using , for a small fee your birthday person will receive a message on the phone: a song or words of congratulations, for example, V.V. Putin.

Let's be friends with pages.

Revive your tone. (Gift: bunches of garlic, onions) Although life is not easy and no glimpses are visible,
But this drug will save everyone, obviously. Feel free to smear it on painful places, and you will ensure your life until you reach a hundred. (Gift: mustard) The feast sometimes lasts until night,
And in the morning you wake up sick. Take his glass - another one. (Gift: pickle) Miracle drink,
You can drink any time
With lard, onion, cucumber,
You can do it with herring too! (Gift: bottle of moonshine) Don’t confuse our village with another
A stranger will never help you!
Walk together with your family
Never count your years!
And now for the anniversary,
So that it lights up in our chests,
It became immediately fun! ORDER A SUPER CONGRATULATION:
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(Source: mastervo.ru) 3. Cool congratulations from friends with gifts “Country treats”. 1. If the stomach wants to eat, do it the honor: Spread pate on the bread, there is nothing tastier. (they give a jar of pate). 2. If you like delicious soup, boil some cereals,
Throw in a sardine here, maybe even half it (they give a can of sardines). 3. If you need lunch, there are no problems here: Your millet will be tasty if you have stewed meat. (they give stew). 4. Pour tea into cups and serve the loaf!
Let the children laugh loudly, since there is condensed milk. (they give condensed milk) 5. If you invite the cream of society to the dacha,
Don't rely on potatoes, open olives as soon as possible (give olives) 6. If you didn’t buy bread, don’t be sad, it’s nonsense!
Open a can of beans, you will always be full! (they give beans) 7. So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that you eat to your heart’s content, open a can of corn and feed the salad! (give corn) 8. Having offered the guests a snack, the same sandwich: Put a cucumber on the bread, and a couple of sprats from a jar (they give cucumber and sprats) 9. Unsuccessful fishing will be made pleasant,
Fish meatballs in tomato sauce (they give meatballs) 10. If it grew up in a garden bed, then we won’t give it to you,
We'll eat this jar of peas in winter! (they give peas) 11. In addition to the treat, squash caviar!
There are a lot of vitamins, you should always eat it! (they give squash caviar) 12. The sun is hot this summer. Even if there are a lot of berries,
Decorates our picnic, fruits as a gift to you from the south
We present at this moment (give fruit) 13. If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach is howling,
Porridge with meat will come in handy to curb his ardor! (they give porridge with meat) 14. A useless thing, if you take it alone,
But it will be useful for soup, it needs to be in the house (tomato paste is given as a gift) (Source: na-bis.com) 4. Congratulations on gifts “Women's things” 1. He will frankly show you the beauty of your face and body - and you will see in him what you didn’t want to see in him (give a mirror) 2. Your iron friends, long-legged, long-armed - they hold their hair perfectly, and you look so crowning! ( give hairpins) 3. Everything will be trimmed, trimmed and put in order. - on the big number “five”, the manicure will shine! ( give nail scissors) 4. You won’t find truer girlfriends - and don’t go to a fortune teller - whatever you say or not, everyone really needs them...

(they give curlers) 5. Gently removes makeup, gives a light massage - and our good friend - soft - will help at any time... (they give a sponge) 6. Always take them with you so that they are at hand and their work is unnoticeable. And if there is no water nearby, they are so important, these.....

(they give you wet wipes) 7. It is many hundreds of years old, but it looks fresh; we hold the most irreplaceable object at hand.
Like a clean stream of wind - thin... (they give a handkerchief) 8. Like a whole battalion of soldiers, they stand in a box - they will remove unnecessary touches and cosmetic sins (they give you cotton swabs) 9. There’s just so much missing in it: shadows, pencil, tweezers, hairpins, mascara, comb, varnishes, and there’s also all sorts of garbage.

A very necessary thing for the housewife... (they give a cosmetic bag) 10. There are plastic and gold, iron, silver and bone - he holds the hair with a strong hand, behind him they are like behind a Chinese wall. He helped every woman at least once - he was so irreplaceable...

(rim) (Such a congratulation can be completed by presenting the crown and awarding the title “Beauty Queen” or another nomination - see here) 5. Congratulations to the birthday girl from colleagues with gifts. Maybe,
You were planning to run away,
But the lot
Yours - continue the work! (give soap) Who gets a can of beer?
Live happily all year! ( give beer) Eat bananas and coconuts
And expect rewards from fate! ( give a banana) While the boss is “taking the shavings off” us,
Calmly brew a mug of tea! ( give a mug) Receive this tube as a gift,
So that every tooth shines in the sun! (give toothpaste) Because the
You got a chocolate bar
That
It won't be bitter for you - it will be sweet! (they give you chocolate) When
You drink cranberry jelly,
Forget about the merry-go-round of the world!
Let the world, as they say, wait!
And you will be healthy all year round (they give jelly) Although this cream is inedible,
But the smell is simply incomparable! ( give hand cream) You'll have to travel around the world! (give a candle) To record where the pay went,
You will really need this pen! (give a pen) We'll have to live with grief,
And forget about the days of the calendar! (they give a calendar) And great love awaits you
And kisses all year round! (they give a set of sponges) I see
To you, what is the meaning of the gift? Life will be joyful and bright!

(they give markers) And you are “in the juice”, in the prime of life!
Among friends
You have no equal! (they give you a bag of juice) You are good at work
And you will be held in high esteem by us all year (they give a horseshoe) You will walk around with a beautiful hairstyle,
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane (they give shampoo) You will be cheerful and energetic,
And therefore the whole year will be great! (give coffee) (Source: tamada-julia.narod.ru) 6. Photo session of the hero of the day in hats.

This is a very funny congratulatory number for a woman’s anniversary, which is more suitable for a home party or a holiday at the dacha, so that the culprit will not be upset because she can ruin her hair (after all, she needs to try on each hat, show it to guests and, if desired, wear each as a souvenir take a photo) The French say that a real woman can make three things out of nothing: a salad, a scandal and a hat. Our (name of the hero of the day) can do much more; out of all this, she can also arrange a real holiday for herself and her guests.

Which she will now brilliantly demonstrate to all of us. - Perhaps not everyone present knows that we are in constant collaboration with the great couturier of our time
Zakidon
Shlyapnikov and offer the hero of the day a personal all-season collection of his hats. Hats, mirror, photographer, everything ready?

Then let's begin! First model: sports cap “Champion” (Children's hat with a toe or baseball cap.) Sport will relieve us of stress
And it will add health to everyone.
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Comic gifts for a woman's anniversary

If you want to be original, give something from the list of these gifts. This will never be forgotten!
Give a bottle with a pacifier (for fun, we put the pacifier on a pin) Hello, our long-awaited day,
We didn't come here in vain
The table is set, the glasses are poured,
But, and she should drink from a glass,
In theory, it’s not possible!
And to us for her health
It's time for a drink!
Let him grow and not get sick,
Gathers us once a year.
If only she were healthy
And the rest will come!
We can't on your birthday
Give expensive gifts,
Because with such and such prices
We can't buy anything anywhere.
But don't think that we're not paying attention,
You are more valuable than any gifts,
It’s just a wonderful day for us
All that remains is to love you.
Even though we can’t do it on your birthday
Give expensive gifts,
But still with great effort
We were able to buy some things.
And we want to wish you from the bottom of our hearts
A sea of ​​happiness, health, love,
And we'll give you a necklace,
And we will put it on your shoulders.
You protect him from moths and frost,
In it you meet the dawn and sunset,
When you're hungry, boil it for yourself,
And there is no need for huge expenses.
If sadness and sadness visit you,
Disperse them with a miracle of miracles,
And sell this wonderful gift,
And buy it expensive
Mercedes. A modest gift
Anniversary congratulations from
L. Zykina (To the tune of the song "Orenburg Down Shawl") On this gentle and affectionate evening,
When all the relatives are already at the table
Please accept my modest gift - a three-ruble handkerchief. (We give the hero of the day a handkerchief prepared in advance.) I'm in
I bought it in Orenburg,
I take care of you like a mother.
I'm ready for you, darling
Not a scarf - give me a towel. (We hand the hero of the day a towel.) Let everyone in the hall envy you,
We will not upset our guests.
So that my gifts are not stolen,
I'll ask everyone to hand out napkins. (Napkins are distributed to everyone present.) Age is not only years,
When there is hot blood in your veins.
So let's fill our glasses
Behind
Birthday hero and faith in love!
Unusual congratulations with gifts 1. Happy Day
Congratulations on your birthday,
We wish you all the best. We give you equipment
And fashionable clothes. To quickly clean the apartment
Take a wonderful car,
Very easy to use
Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner. He will wipe anyone's nose,
Will remove all your chaos.
You will take it gently in your hands,
You'll wave in different directions
Instantly dirt from the entire apartment
If it scatters, there is no dust.
It won't take up much space,
It will fit into any crack. Saves kilowatt
Doesn't buzz and is lightweight.
Everything in the house will shine,
There is no place for dust to fly. (broom) 2. Here is a device “Just in case” It is the best assistant in life,
With him, grief is no problem.
He will always help you. And the name is sonorous
Enema - scientifically. It's not difficult to apply
We will attach instructions. (enema) Use it every day
And your migraine will go away
He will remove all the toxins from you
Your body will look slim.
In general, we are telling you,
He cannot be replaced in life. For extensive angina
You can gargle
When renovating an apartment
You can spray paint.
Finding ourselves at the dacha with him
You spray the bushes
And then how crazy
Flowers will bloom everywhere. I think you're convinced
What kind of miracle are we giving you?
And now through life boldly
You will go with him alone.
3. Regarding the outfit
Put it on quickly
You'll be a gorgeous woman in it
And Madonna is just a shadow. Winter panties with cotton wool
Will fit just right
Because in November
The cold is bitter outside.

Put it on quickly
Attract men to sex.
It's not so difficult to warm up together
And it's impossible to freeze
Wearing hot leggings
You will survive any cold. (diapers) 4. And boots from Versace. The last squeak is nothing less. You carry them all winter
And you won't get frostbite on your feet.

(slippers, socks, shoe covers) You will highlight your figure in them
I twisted my long leg. Klavka
Slate herself
I would go crazy if I started it.
In a headset with panties
It will be as hot as
Sahara
You carry gifts
And bless fate. There will be a reason to drink
We'll get together again
Women's happiness is endless. In a day
Births
We wish you. Gift basin. For our anniversary we give a basin, it will always be just right. You can wash floors in it, you can milk cows,
You can pick berries, burp after being drunk,
You can wash with it in the bathhouse, it will be useful to you there too,
You can wash your clothes in it, you can wash your butt,
You can sow flour in it and hang it on a branch
You can ride down the slide, it will always be useful to you,
How will it be (50.
60...) we will come to you again,
Prepare okroshka for us, and find a bigger spoon,
We’ll pour okroshka into a basin and celebrate the anniversary,
In general, you keep it, don’t break it, don’t crumple it,
Don’t leave it in the yard and put it back,
Happy anniversary, we wish you all a drink now,
Some from the pile, some from what, and we will drink from it. A comic gift (horseradish). Games for the anniversary Table game package. Anniversary game
We invite you to play an interesting anniversary table game called parcel. This game is played at the table as follows: the host reads a poem, and the parcel is passed from one guest to another, according to the poem that the host reads. In the end, the package is delivered to the hero of the day, he opens it, and there... And there is what you put in it.
But before you start playing this game you need to make a beautiful holiday package. And put something in it that you will give to the hero of the day. Maybe something funny, like a joke gift.